Gold Tone Faux Pearl Crystal Keychain Purse Bag Charm Cluster 7.6g 2.5in

Private hotel penthouse launch. Saturday evening.  The accessories director notices the pearl-and-crystal charm hanging from your keys and assumes they open the private jewelry floor upstairs.  Nobody checks.  The elevator attendant stops asking questions, champagne appears before the doors close, and by dessert you have penthouse access, showroom keys, and authority to cancel an entire handbag collection because somebody called plastic tassels architectural.  No one has inspected the keychain.  You're carrying a gold-tone key ring finished with a dangling cluster of champagne-gold faux pearls and a clear faceted crystal charm. Compact enough for keys but decorative enough for a handbag or purse, it gives an ordinary ring considerably more presence without becoming bulky.  • Gold-tone split key ring • Champagne-gold faux pearl cluster • Clear faceted crystal drop • Linked dangling construction • Approx. 2.5 inches overall • Weight: 7.6 grams • Unsigned  Rose Pisswater arrived carrying four gold-painted ping-pong beads tied to a house key with fishing line and announced hers was basically designer.  They sent her downstairs to organize the coat-check keys.  She locked three of them inside the coat-check drawer.  I needed to be somewhere else.  At Dorsia, I ordered Squid Ravioli in a Lemongrass Broth with Goat Cheese Profiteroles.  Ships securely because penthouse access should not arrive loose beside somebody's emergency janitor key.