PCI M-1000, dual braided chord, Hot keys, Precise, Weightless, Professional

This Ambidextrous, Comfortable, Sleek, Precise, Weightless, Dual braided chord, Hot key wielding,  mouse isn’t for the weak. Both, Strong in mind and raw power could not grasp the mouse for longer than two seconds. The light from the scroll wheel would spin viciously, charging something. Red. Green. Blue. Red. Green. Blue. Red… Green… BLAOW!   Every unworthy mortal and immortal who try their hand to claim this legendary mouse of myth, all suffer the same fate.. it doesn’t make sense. Every click with the mouse has no stick, it’s almost crisp to the touch. As we poke it gently.. It glided to the other end of the sane dune. Further research resulted in extraordinary response reactions to movement, It was strange, it was like it was pointing at a different researcher every move. I was told to grasp upon this mouse of legend and as the scroll wheel whined, I ran to the nearest computer to plug in the USB to attempt to cool it off, failure, the whining continued and opened apex legends automatically, I couldn’t let go of the mouse, I screamed for help. But after victory Royale after victory Royale. I am top 25 players.. My right thumb is gone from the hot keys, My hand is morphed to the comfortable shape of the mouse, After reaching top 10 players in apex legends, Top 24 players in marvel rivals, liberating the creek by super solo missions. My right hand is gone. Just the mouse is left begging for my left hand. PLEASE be careful, This mouse will take you to the heavens.. and back.